Theatre of the Absurd - earlog-balcony

MysteryBot BOT 09-Mar-22 07:28 PM

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-----Phase auditions----- BALCONY From up here in the audience, you can gaze down on the stage, and dream of your part in the production. https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/825715272907358221/951094916195434556/sys-images.jpg

Funnyman

3/3 HP

Spy

3/3 HP

Trainee Chef

3/3 HP

Nagsia Furukawa

3/3 HP

Godot

3/3 HP

Robbie Rotten

3/3 HP

Garcian Smith

3/3 HP

Problem Sleuth

3/3 HP

Bamboo

3/3 HP

@Robbie Rotten @Funnyman @Godot @Problem Sleuth @Trainee Chef @Nagsia Furukawa @Spy @Bamboo @Garcian Smith

Bamboo BOT 09-Mar-22 07:29 PM

Hello

Problem Sleuth BOT 09-Mar-22 07:30 PM

I am one of the top Problem Sleuths in the city. Solicitations for my service are numerous in quantity. Compensation, adequate. It is a balmy summer evening. I am feeling particularly hard boiled tonight.

Heh, hey.

Bamboo BOT 09-Mar-22 07:30 PM

More like problem poops

Problem Sleuth BOT 09-Mar-22 07:30 PM

Damn, never thought I'd be in a play.

It appears others can see my inner monologue. I'd better be careful. Who knows what crooks could be around these parts.

Bamboo BOT 09-Mar-22 07:31 PM

Also "competition, adequate." Is not a complete sentence

Problem Sleuth BOT 09-Mar-22 07:32 PM

Well, they got that wrong.

What are you even talking about?

Funnyman BOT 09-Mar-22 07:32 PM

Who is ready for the COMIC CRIMEBUSTER, the one who PUN the day against the JENKINS BROTHERS, the KNIGHT OF KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, it's the FUNNYMAN!

Problem Sleuth BOT 09-Mar-22 07:32 PM

Dames nowadays, I swear.

Hey, I thought that adventures weren't supposed to have two characters playable at the same time?

[eh, this isnt an adventure]

Who the hell are you?

[oh fuck. i guess its time for more metanarrative bullshit? im not handling this now. consider me a friendly hallucination]

OK, brainghost.

Coulda swore I heard something...

Robbie Rotten BOT 09-Mar-22 07:35 PM

https://tenor.com/view/lazytown-robbie-rotten-gotcha-walk-slow-gif-16821186

Bamboo BOT 09-Mar-22 07:35 PM

I'm certainly excited for that yeah

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

Actually????

Robbie Rotten BOT 09-Mar-22 07:35 PM

Who ARE you people?!

Problem Sleuth BOT 09-Mar-22 07:35 PM

[holy shit its robbie rotten]

Funnyman BOT 09-Mar-22 07:35 PM

Today, the FUNNYMAN sees his archrival, the ONLY OTHER HERO WITH AN ANNOUNCER for their INTERNAL THOUGHTS

Problem Sleuth BOT 09-Mar-22 07:35 PM

OK, the brainghost in my head is telling me you're a guy named Robbie Rotten.

Nagisa Furukawa BOT 09-Mar-22 07:36 PM

Ehh?? We have to be part of a play? I thought I was just going to learn about theater for now... I don't know if I'm ready yet.

Robbie Rotten BOT 09-Mar-22 07:36 PM

"Hero?" Augh, don't tell me there's some kind of SUPERHERO here! That's the LAST thing I need!

Bamboo BOT 09-Mar-22 07:36 PM

Yeah his name is robbie rotten he's like a guy who hates vegetables and tries to give everyone candy and junk food

Problem Sleuth BOT 09-Mar-22 07:36 PM

The other guy seems to be trying to communicate with me telepathically. Not sure if I like the cut of his jib, if you get what I mean.

Godot BOT 09-Mar-22 07:36 PM

Hey.

Problem Sleuth BOT 09-Mar-22 07:37 PM

Eh, I'm just your average sleuth - trying to make a living.

I did not sign up for this WEIRD METANARRATIVE BULLSHIT.

Bamboo BOT 09-Mar-22 07:37 PM

I thought u said u were like

Super rich and famous and renowned

Like right here

Funnyman BOT 09-Mar-22 07:38 PM

Funnyman gasps at the ABSURD COMEDY of the differences of the announcers, wondering... Is this... ANOTHER CHEAP RIP OFF HERO?

Bamboo BOT 09-Mar-22 07:38 PM

Probably lol

Problem Sleuth BOT 09-Mar-22 07:38 PM

Damn dames.

Robbie Rotten BOT 09-Mar-22 07:39 PM

Dame Danes?

Problem Sleuth BOT 09-Mar-22 07:39 PM

Hey, look. I dunno whatever you're talking about but I tend to hold myself in high regard.

Why can everyone hear my thoughts except me? It's really odd.

[you got that right, buster]

Bamboo BOT 09-Mar-22 07:39 PM

Dame da nes?

Fuck nvm

Robbie made it first

Problem Sleuth BOT 09-Mar-22 07:40 PM

[i think they're referring to the yakuza series, sleuth]

Robbie Rotten BOT 09-Mar-22 07:40 PM

Hah, you can't beat ME!

Problem Sleuth BOT 09-Mar-22 07:40 PM

You talkin' about... uh... Yakoozies?

Funnyman BOT 09-Mar-22 07:40 PM

FUNNYMAN can hear the FAKER's thoughts because of the rule of DRAMATIC IRONY

Bamboo BOT 09-Mar-22 07:40 PM

???

I genuinely do not understand what this means does funnyman have the ability to just do anything as long as it would be funny

Problem Sleuth BOT 09-Mar-22 07:41 PM

Of course! It always has to be weird narrative laws. Happened with the GAMBIT SCHEMAS on Halloween way back when with the Demonhead Mobster Kingpin fight, too.

Robbie Rotten BOT 09-Mar-22 07:41 PM

Can I, uhm... 'opt out' of hearing all these people's thoughts? It's gonna be impossible to get a wink of sleep around here like that!

Bamboo BOT 09-Mar-22 07:42 PM

I thought u were like super unhealthy

Do u have a decent sleep schedule?

Problem Sleuth BOT 09-Mar-22 07:42 PM

Let me figure out how to stop thinking for a moment.

WEIRD PUZZLE SHIT has always confounded me, but if I'm right... aha! Figures.

I'm just thinking in the wrong medium. Too used to being in a webcomic.

Robbie Rotten BOT 09-Mar-22 07:43 PM

I have the perfect sleep schedule! 8 hours of sleep, plus 2 hours after breakfast, then 3 after lunch, then another 2 after dinner! That is, until that terrible SPORTAFLOP showed up!

Problem Sleuth BOT 09-Mar-22 07:43 PM

[use the vault, sleuth...]

What the fuck is a vault?

[let me show you]

Funnyman BOT 09-Mar-22 07:44 PM

Perhaps this OBSERVATIONAL OLD CHESTNUT knows more about COMEDY than he lets on... A potential sidekick for the WILD WISECRACK

Bamboo BOT 09-Mar-22 07:44 PM

God funnyman you're actually amazing thank you for being born

Robbie Rotten BOT 09-Mar-22 07:44 PM

Then the rest of the day I'd sit around and watch TV or eat snacks. It was the life!

Nagisa Furukawa BOT 09-Mar-22 07:45 PM

I don't think that's a healthy sleep schedule. Doesn't that mean you're asleep for longer than you're awake?

Problem Sleuth BOT 09-Mar-22 07:45 PM

[i'll talk to you in more detail about all this later, sleuth - but that should stop you using your internal monologue in public]

Mhm, right. Got ya, brainghost.

Robbie Rotten BOT 09-Mar-22 07:45 PM

Now I have to worry about all these rotten kids running around, playing 'sports' and being 'active', all thanks to that good-for-nothing SUPERHERO!

Funnyman BOT 09-Mar-22 07:45 PM

Did I hear SUPERMAN?

Problem Sleuth BOT 09-Mar-22 07:45 PM

Now, then...

Robbie Rotten BOT 09-Mar-22 07:45 PM

I finally thought I could get some peace and quiet by coming here, especially since, well, with my skill at disguises and all...

Funnyman BOT 09-Mar-22 07:45 PM

No, no, I must insert, FUNNYMAN is better than that good for nothing SUPERMAN

Robbie Rotten BOT 09-Mar-22 07:46 PM

But apparently NOT!

Not with these people yammering on in their internal monologues!

Problem Sleuth BOT 09-Mar-22 07:46 PM

While I'm always down for a good jape myself, funnyman - Sleuthing's my game. It's why I'm called the Problem Sleuth.

Robbie Rotten BOT 09-Mar-22 07:46 PM

I'll have to do something about this!

Funnyman BOT 09-Mar-22 07:47 PM

Perhaps we shall DO BATTLE then! Your obsolete and LAUGHLESS LOGIC against the pure PUNTASTIC POWER of COMEDY

Problem Sleuth BOT 09-Mar-22 07:48 PM

Hey, just because I have a sleuth doesn't mean I'm lackin' in imagination.

Garcian Smith BOT 09-Mar-22 07:48 PM

Hello everyone

Thank you for coming to the auditions

Problem Sleuth BOT 09-Mar-22 07:49 PM

Jeez, you should probably go to Ace Dick for that.

Goddess knows he could use the attention.

Garcian Smith BOT 09-Mar-22 07:49 PM

I have some business to attend to so please take this time to get to know each other

I'll admit I'm not used to being in the spotlight with stuff like this

Robbie Rotten BOT 09-Mar-22 07:49 PM

Um, yes, hello! What would you say is the role that requires... the least physical activity?

And perhaps one that suits someone who's good with disguises.

Garcian Smith BOT 09-Mar-22 07:50 PM

I suppose a prop designer could do that (edited)

Problem Sleuth BOT 09-Mar-22 07:50 PM

Think we're only supposed to pick 4, right? One for each of us.

Garcian Smith BOT 09-Mar-22 07:50 PM

Aside from that you'll have to put in some work

Problem Sleuth BOT 09-Mar-22 07:51 PM

The rest of us are s'posed to be actors.

Funnyman BOT 09-Mar-22 07:51 PM

FUNNYMAN is good at using the comedically OVERSIZED OBJECTS known as PROPS

Problem Sleuth BOT 09-Mar-22 07:52 PM

If you both want to be prop designer, why not scrap it out?

Robbie Rotten BOT 09-Mar-22 07:52 PM

Well, perhaps I could be an Actor... people have told me I have a VERY RESONANT VOICE!

Funnyman BOT 09-Mar-22 07:52 PM

Wait, a competing DASTARDLY DESIGNER!? Of course, justice doesn't come easy...

Who will be my foe for the SLAPSTICK SHOWDOWN?

Problem Sleuth BOT 09-Mar-22 07:53 PM

Maybe, maybe....

Problem Sleuth is currently scratching the bottom of his head in thought.

I'd like to be an actor myself, but somebody's gotta take the other roles.

Robbie Rotten BOT 09-Mar-22 07:55 PM

Well, maybe I'll throw my hat in the ring against this so-called hero! If I win, I get to create all sorts of villainous contraptions, and if I lose, I can act in whatever role I please! It's a foolproof scheme!

Trainee Chef BOT 09-Mar-22 07:56 PM

I-I-Is this where the c-cooking lesson is s-supposed to be?

Problem Sleuth BOT 09-Mar-22 07:57 PM

Nah, this is the acting class. Cooking lesson is two doors down.

[nice one]

Yeah, I know, right, brainghost Cathode person?

[sssshhh we dont talk about what goes on in the vault]

Right.

Robbie Rotten BOT 09-Mar-22 07:58 PM

Cooking? I'm not doing any cooking! Though you can cook something for me if you want.

Nothing - ugh - "healthy", though.

Funnyman BOT 09-Mar-22 07:58 PM

The Vault... of course! It's the SILLY SLEUTH'S LAIR OF EVIL AND/OR GOOD!

This cannot stand...

Problem Sleuth BOT 09-Mar-22 07:59 PM

[what the fuck the funnyman can hear me?]

[i dont want cowritten 2 im going]

I... what?

Trainee Chef BOT 09-Mar-22 07:59 PM

But I…. thought.. I was here to l-learn how to cook

Guess I’ll just have to reschedule that…

Problem Sleuth BOT 09-Mar-22 08:00 PM

Yeah, this is a theatre, kid.

Funnyman BOT 09-Mar-22 08:00 PM

Funnyman has a question mark appear over his head

Problem Sleuth BOT 09-Mar-22 08:00 PM

Shame too, I was here on a lead for a case.

Funnyman BOT 09-Mar-22 08:01 PM

Did I do something unjust

Problem Sleuth BOT 09-Mar-22 08:01 PM

Not as far as I can tell, Funnyman. You're good.

Funnyman BOT 09-Mar-22 08:01 PM

THAT IS CORRECT, CITIZEN/POLICEMAN

Problem Sleuth BOT 09-Mar-22 08:02 PM

Strange fellow. I've seen stranger, though.

Trainee Chef BOT 09-Mar-22 08:02 PM

I s-see that now

Do I need to.... do anything?

Problem Sleuth BOT 09-Mar-22 08:02 PM

Well, uh.

Robbie Rotten BOT 09-Mar-22 08:03 PM

Hmm. You were investigating some sort of crime?

Problem Sleuth BOT 09-Mar-22 08:03 PM

You heard the announcements over the intercom just now, chef kid?

Hm...

Actually, yeah I was. It's what sleuths do.

Funnyman BOT 09-Mar-22 08:03 PM

CRIME? Why, that's NOT COMICAL AT ALL!

Trainee Chef BOT 09-Mar-22 08:03 PM

I d-didn't think it was relevant to m-me.. S-Sorry!

Funnyman BOT 09-Mar-22 08:04 PM

Perhaps we can ADJOIN ASTAGE to fight the TITTERING THREAT

Problem Sleuth BOT 09-Mar-22 08:04 PM

Heard a lady was in distress. Thing is, when I got here - the area was as blank as a store on Black Friday, in that regard.

Robbie Rotten BOT 09-Mar-22 08:04 PM

Well, can I report a crime? For disturbing the peace? You see, there's this blue guy running around my town causing all kinds of trouble...

Nagisa Furukawa BOT 09-Mar-22 08:04 PM

A threat?? What threat?

Nagisa looks around worriedly

Problem Sleuth BOT 09-Mar-22 08:04 PM

Eh? What kinds of trouble....?

Funnyman BOT 09-Mar-22 08:04 PM

A lady in distress!? That cannot stand, we must SAVE THE DAME

Funnyman is currently operating 20 seconds behind, because he does a little trolling sometimes.

Robbie Rotten BOT 09-Mar-22 08:05 PM

Well, like... doing athletic things, and telling the kids to be healthy! Ever since they started going out and being ACTIVE, I haven't been able to get ANY peace and quiet!

It's a NIGHTMARE, I tell you!

Problem Sleuth BOT 09-Mar-22 08:06 PM

Huh - as a guy who spends most of the time stuck in his office, that does sound a bit odd.

Plus, if they're eating healthily - how are they supposed to eat candy?

Robbie Rotten BOT 09-Mar-22 08:06 PM

EXACTLY!

He's even been feeding them APPLES, and calling it 'Sports Candy'! Can you BELIEVE it? It's BLASPHEMY!

Problem Sleuth BOT 09-Mar-22 08:07 PM

Apples aren't candy! This guy seems like a fraud!

Robbie Rotten BOT 09-Mar-22 08:07 PM

He is! A Sportafraud!

Trainee Chef BOT 09-Mar-22 08:07 PM

Apples are fruit...

Robbie Rotten BOT 09-Mar-22 08:07 PM

Oh, that's a good one Robbie, I'll have to use that again.

Problem Sleuth BOT 09-Mar-22 08:08 PM

I'll have to note that down when I get back to my office, Mr. Rotten. Can't let a crime go uncovered.

Robbie Rotten BOT 09-Mar-22 08:08 PM

Wonderful!

Problem Sleuth BOT 09-Mar-22 08:08 PM

For now, we have bigger issues to tackle - like what's going on with this theatre.

Funnyman BOT 09-Mar-22 08:08 PM

Why deal with it in an office when we can use LAUGHING GAS on it?

Problem Sleuth BOT 09-Mar-22 08:09 PM

[sleuth there's so much wrong with the idea of using laughing gas on someone please dont agree]

Laughing gas, eh...?

Not my preferred tool to subdue - I prefer my fists!

But I doubt we're gonna find this Sportafraud around this absurd theatre.

Funnyman BOT 09-Mar-22 08:10 PM

Funnyman prepares his FUNNY FIST and LAUGHING LIMB

Robbie Rotten BOT 09-Mar-22 08:14 PM

Blast it, I hate waiting! Unless it's nice and comfortable wherever I'm doing the waiting. In the meantime I'll have to try and get some peace and quiet while I'm here.

Which'll be difficult with these disembodied voices chattering on... I'll need to think about that one.

Spy BOT 09-Mar-22 08:16 PM

Gentleman

Robbie Rotten BOT 09-Mar-22 08:16 PM

Who are you?

Trainee Chef BOT 09-Mar-22 08:16 PM

Hello?

W-Who are you?

Funnyman BOT 09-Mar-22 08:17 PM

What disembodied voices? I'm simply reading the script.

Trainee Chef BOT 09-Mar-22 08:18 PM

There's a s-s-script?

Does it say what I should do?

Problem Sleuth BOT 09-Mar-22 08:18 PM

Wait, you can hear the brainghost too? Weird.

[oh great]

Funnyman BOT 09-Mar-22 08:18 PM

Well, at some point this act you are supposed to slip and fall on a banana, but it leaves when up to interpretation, kid.

Problem Sleuth BOT 09-Mar-22 08:18 PM

I didn't think shared hallucinations were possible...

Funnyman BOT 09-Mar-22 08:19 PM

I am not a brainghost. What even is a brainghost?

Trainee Chef BOT 09-Mar-22 08:19 PM

I am?

O-Okay...

Problem Sleuth BOT 09-Mar-22 08:19 PM

No, I'm referring to the weird voice that sounds like it's speaking in brackets.

[oh goddamnit sleuth stop mentioning me]

Funnyman BOT 09-Mar-22 08:19 PM

I'm just the author of this ACTION-PACKED ARRAY OF PANELS

Isn't that just your manager?

Problem Sleuth BOT 09-Mar-22 08:20 PM

Oh what, do you mean like... a comic-book writer or somethin' like that?

Like a pulp?

Funnyman BOT 09-Mar-22 08:20 PM

Wait, what I meant to say was

FUNNYMAN stands there POORLY and MENACINGLY to convince the 1-BIT BEING to join him to take down the VILLAIN he mentioned.

Problem Sleuth BOT 09-Mar-22 08:21 PM

Problem Sleuth just stands there, confused.

You are a strange, funny man.

Funnyman BOT 09-Mar-22 08:21 PM

Yes.

Problem Sleuth BOT 09-Mar-22 08:23 PM

Hmm... well, way back when I was fighting DMK - I often felt like I was bein' controlled by viewers. Like... by their suggestions, or something.

Maybe this bracket voice guy I'm hallucinating is something similar.

[yes. yes thats exactly it. good job]

Funnyman BOT 09-Mar-22 08:23 PM

Ah, you just play to the audience! It's the best skill you can learn!

Bamboo BOT 09-Mar-22 08:23 PM

You're not the only one hallucinating this lol

Everyone can read this stuff

Problem Sleuth BOT 09-Mar-22 08:24 PM

[oh other people can hear me too great]

Funnyman BOT 09-Mar-22 08:24 PM

Isn't that what you do when you speak? Letting other people hear you?

Problem Sleuth BOT 09-Mar-22 08:24 PM

I guess, yeah.

Bamboo BOT 09-Mar-22 08:24 PM

At least I assume we're all hearing the same thing?

Funnyman BOT 09-Mar-22 08:24 PM

Or is that explanation too FLAT, like this joke that MIGHT NOT LAND

Bamboo BOT 09-Mar-22 08:24 PM

Maybe its something weird like what it says is shaped by our perception of you

Problem Sleuth BOT 09-Mar-22 08:25 PM

I dunno. The voice says its name is Cathode, or something like that. I don't trust it, personally. It says it's going to "input my action" for me? Whatever that means.

Bamboo BOT 09-Mar-22 08:26 PM

Well I never heard that

so idk ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Problem Sleuth BOT 09-Mar-22 08:26 PM

Well, yeah. It's been saying all this in that-

[don't say it]

-vault place.

Funnyman BOT 09-Mar-22 08:27 PM

FUNNYMAN gasps, with this MANIACAL MAKE-BELIEVE MENACE pulling the SILLY STRINGS, the SOON-TO-BE SIDEKICK cannot QUITE QUIP PROPERLY. We must deal with this THREAT

Bamboo BOT 09-Mar-22 08:27 PM

Funnyman I am rapidly becoming your biggest fan

Problem Sleuth BOT 09-Mar-22 08:28 PM

Apparently, he's going to put me in as an actor; and "Cathode" in as the word? Which is honestly, even more worrying.

Speaking of actors - we have four roles to choose, right?

Who's taking which?

Trainee Chef BOT 09-Mar-22 08:28 PM

R-Roles?

Bamboo BOT 09-Mar-22 08:28 PM

Yeah

Problem Sleuth BOT 09-Mar-22 08:28 PM

Yeah, that lady said over the announcements intercom type thing.

Bamboo BOT 09-Mar-22 08:28 PM

You didn't hear?

Trainee Chef BOT 09-Mar-22 08:29 PM

I w-wasn't paying attention...

Problem Sleuth BOT 09-Mar-22 08:29 PM

Well, there's four roles - each for one of us. The rest of us have to be actors.

There's the prop designer, set designer, cinematographer, and director.

Funnyman BOT 09-Mar-22 08:29 PM

FUNNYMAN will create their PLEASANT PROPS (edited)

Trainee Chef BOT 09-Mar-22 08:30 PM

I'll.. uhm.. I... uh... I can try whatever is needed...

N-No preference!

Problem Sleuth BOT 09-Mar-22 08:30 PM

Mr. Rotten and the Funnyman seems to be vying for the role of prop designer, but the other three are up for grabs.

Bamboo BOT 09-Mar-22 08:30 PM

Props is like the least work job in the theater lol I guess its fitting that we trust the most unreliable member of our troupe with it

Robbie Rotten BOT 09-Mar-22 08:30 PM

What? How could he know about my plans...

Bamboo BOT 09-Mar-22 08:30 PM

Ph yeah I forgot robby was here

Godot BOT 09-Mar-22 08:30 PM

Hello.

Funnyman BOT 09-Mar-22 08:30 PM

ROBBIE

We must do BELLY-LAUGHING BATTLE

Problem Sleuth BOT 09-Mar-22 08:31 PM

Ah, right. Hello, strange masked man.

Godot BOT 09-Mar-22 08:31 PM

I happen to not introduce myself earlier.

Bamboo BOT 09-Mar-22 08:31 PM

Um

Robbie Rotten BOT 09-Mar-22 08:31 PM

HA! You'll NEVER defeat me in such a contest! AAAHAHAHAHA!

Godot BOT 09-Mar-22 08:31 PM

Name's Godot.

Robbie Rotten BOT 09-Mar-22 08:31 PM

Wait, I shouldn't use up all my good laughs before it starts.

Bamboo BOT 09-Mar-22 08:31 PM

How would this help determine who's better for props?

Problem Sleuth BOT 09-Mar-22 08:31 PM

[holy FUCK its GODOT]

Brainghost, calm down.

Funnyman BOT 09-Mar-22 08:31 PM

AHAHAHAHHA, HA! HA! HA! Hehehehe, hoho, HAHAHAHA, HAAAAAAAAAAAAAHA!

Godot BOT 09-Mar-22 08:31 PM

and I happen to be a fan of the black bean.

Coffee.

Robbie Rotten BOT 09-Mar-22 08:32 PM

Oh, you're good! But not better than me! You'll see!

Problem Sleuth BOT 09-Mar-22 08:32 PM

I can appreciate a fellow coffee-drinker.

Bamboo BOT 09-Mar-22 08:32 PM

I happen to be a fan of the green been

Nagisa Furukawa BOT 09-Mar-22 08:32 PM

Nice to meet you, Godot.

Funnyman BOT 09-Mar-22 08:32 PM

I guess I will, you RIVETING ROTTEN RIVAL!

Nagisa Furukawa BOT 09-Mar-22 08:32 PM

Oh, I never introduced myself either. I apologize. My name is Nagisa.

Godot BOT 09-Mar-22 08:32 PM

Pleasures.

I'm sure we'll work well together.

Bamboo BOT 09-Mar-22 08:33 PM

Does your name have any meaning? /gen

Nagisa

Problem Sleuth BOT 09-Mar-22 08:33 PM

[doesnt his name come from that play where you wait for a guy?]

Hm...

Godot BOT 09-Mar-22 08:34 PM

(Ace Attorney)

Problem Sleuth BOT 09-Mar-22 08:34 PM

I dunno about that, Brainghost.

But if you say he's from that kinda play, I believe you.

Bamboo BOT 09-Mar-22 08:34 PM

Godot is yeah

Godot BOT 09-Mar-22 08:34 PM

(The name Godot is part of his backstory and whole other stuff that's too long to get into)

Bamboo BOT 09-Mar-22 08:34 PM

I was asking about the other girl tho

Problem Sleuth BOT 09-Mar-22 08:35 PM

[oh hi maack it appears i have gotten myself into a tricky rp gimmick this game that involves metanarrative elements]

Robbie Rotten BOT 09-Mar-22 08:35 PM

Oh, it's a real party in here now, UGH! I didn't know this place was going to be so crowded!

Problem Sleuth BOT 09-Mar-22 08:35 PM

What the hell is a metanarrative element?

Yeah, this place is crowded.

Nagisa Furukawa BOT 09-Mar-22 08:35 PM

The kanji for my first name means "water's edge."

Problem Sleuth BOT 09-Mar-22 08:36 PM

At least the Funnyman isn't talkin' anymore.

Funnyman BOT 09-Mar-22 08:37 PM

Funnyman is turned around, preparing something. Why would he TALK when the biggest joke is YET TO COME

Bamboo BOT 09-Mar-22 08:37 PM

It's kinda ur fault lol

Problem Sleuth BOT 09-Mar-22 08:37 PM

[i do not regret it in the slightest]

Regret what, brainghost?

[regret these nuts]

Ew.

Bamboo BOT 09-Mar-22 08:38 PM

Lmao

Is there anyone else gunning for the roles of set designer or cinematographer?

Godot BOT 09-Mar-22 08:38 PM

Play? Godot is the name I assigned myself after my death.

The only thing that keeps me going is the bitter taste of the devil.

Problem Sleuth BOT 09-Mar-22 08:39 PM

Oh, hey - you're a zombie? I know a zombie myself.

Hah, could say the same thing about my old pal.

Bamboo BOT 09-Mar-22 08:39 PM

I only know ur name and face lol if u want to enlighten us on the godot lore go ahead

Godot BOT 09-Mar-22 08:40 PM

Lore?

Bamboo BOT 09-Mar-22 08:40 PM

Anyways uh @Trainee Chef I'm gonna get a shirt with u on it lol should I send a picture when it comes in the mail

Godot BOT 09-Mar-22 08:40 PM

I'm not a book.

Problem Sleuth BOT 09-Mar-22 08:41 PM

[i would say otherwise]

Godot BOT 09-Mar-22 08:41 PM

I'm myself.

Problem Sleuth BOT 09-Mar-22 08:41 PM

Brainghost says otherwise, but you seem to look like a human being to me.

I've met a lot of weird critters in my day, though - so I can't complain.

Trainee Chef BOT 09-Mar-22 08:42 PM

I d-don't think I'm a chair..?

Problem Sleuth BOT 09-Mar-22 08:42 PM

Yer a frog, though.

[i can agree, they are a frog]

Mhm.

Godot BOT 09-Mar-22 08:42 PM

Bold words from the cartoon. (edited)

Trainee Chef BOT 09-Mar-22 08:42 PM

That is t-true.

Problem Sleuth BOT 09-Mar-22 08:42 PM

Yup, I've heard worse.

So, I guess you could make a chair outta a frog.

Bamboo BOT 09-Mar-22 08:44 PM

I like ur mr detective man hat

It's plastic

Problem Sleuth BOT 09-Mar-22 08:44 PM

Or a frog outta a chair. Either way. Weird puzzle shit.

Bamboo BOT 09-Mar-22 08:44 PM

Making a chair out of a frog would be sadistic

Trainee Chef BOT 09-Mar-22 08:44 PM

H-Huh..?! P-Please don't t-t-turn me into a chair..!

Problem Sleuth BOT 09-Mar-22 08:44 PM

It looks like plastic, but it's made out of cloth. Or leather. Hard to tell, it's all white.

Robbie Rotten BOT 09-Mar-22 08:44 PM

Oh, a chair would be just wonderful right now!

But a nice fluffy, soft armchair. One with a foot rest!

Problem Sleuth BOT 09-Mar-22 08:45 PM

Hey, didn't say I was gonna turn you into a chair - I've met some bad folks who would, though.

Bamboo BOT 09-Mar-22 08:45 PM

This is a theater all the chairs are props

Robbie Rotten BOT 09-Mar-22 08:45 PM

Isn't a prop chair still a chair?

Bamboo BOT 09-Mar-22 08:45 PM

Unless you're up in a booth

But then you're not on stage

Trainee Chef BOT 09-Mar-22 08:45 PM

T-They're n-not here, r-right?

Bamboo BOT 09-Mar-22 08:45 PM

U shouldn't be using it as one tho

Problem Sleuth BOT 09-Mar-22 08:45 PM

Problem Sleuth's IMAGINATION statistic seems to have gone down for the time being, and CATHODE has disappeared for now.

Bamboo BOT 09-Mar-22 08:45 PM

(I still do)

Problem Sleuth BOT 09-Mar-22 08:46 PM

Yeah, they're not here. No need to worry, little frog fella.

Trainee Chef BOT 09-Mar-22 08:46 PM

A-Ah... Thanks...

That's reassuring... I s-suppose

Bamboo BOT 09-Mar-22 08:46 PM

Hey robbie can I ask u a question

Robbie Rotten BOT 09-Mar-22 08:47 PM

Uh - sure, ask away?

Bamboo BOT 09-Mar-22 08:47 PM

How do you feel about bingus

Robbie Rotten BOT 09-Mar-22 08:47 PM

I don't know what that is!

Bamboo BOT 09-Mar-22 08:47 PM

Oh ok

This is bingus

https://tenor.com/view/bingus-gif-18888188

Robbie Rotten BOT 09-Mar-22 08:47 PM

-- ! Well, what an astounding creature!

Godot BOT 09-Mar-22 08:47 PM

That cat is disgusting.

Bamboo BOT 09-Mar-22 08:47 PM

Ratio

Robbie Rotten BOT 09-Mar-22 08:48 PM

I wonder if my lair would be improved if I had a beast like that!

Godot BOT 09-Mar-22 08:48 PM

I don't even know if I can call that a cat.

Problem Sleuth BOT 09-Mar-22 08:48 PM

Heh, look at the cute lil' fella.

Bamboo BOT 09-Mar-22 08:48 PM

Its a sphynx cat

Problem Sleuth BOT 09-Mar-22 08:48 PM

Reminds me of Pickle Inspector.

Or one of them weasels.

Bamboo BOT 09-Mar-22 08:49 PM

Pickle inspector

Is that like

Your face on a pickle

Problem Sleuth BOT 09-Mar-22 08:49 PM

Yeah, he's a co-worker of mine.

Nah, he's just very tall.

Bamboo BOT 09-Mar-22 08:49 PM

Like a long pickle

Problem Sleuth BOT 09-Mar-22 08:49 PM

Vivid imagination. More than mine.

Yeah, he kinda has the build of one.

Bamboo BOT 09-Mar-22 08:50 PM

(Insert sex joke that I can't think of right now)

Problem Sleuth BOT 09-Mar-22 08:50 PM

Makes a lot of homebrew alcohol.

Used to time-travel a lot, I think.

Bamboo BOT 09-Mar-22 08:50 PM

Damn did he ever go back to the caveman era

Problem Sleuth BOT 09-Mar-22 08:50 PM

He also stares a lot.

Mm... nah.

Bamboo BOT 09-Mar-22 08:51 PM

Damn

What a shame

I wanted to see the dinosaurs

Problem Sleuth BOT 09-Mar-22 08:51 PM

From what I could tell, the time travel was pretty... whaddya call it...? Localized? Yeah, that.

Bamboo BOT 09-Mar-22 08:51 PM

Idk what that means

Problem Sleuth BOT 09-Mar-22 08:51 PM

Anyways, just like how I doubt that Sportafraud is here; I doubt my good bud Pickle Inspector is here.

Robbie Rotten BOT 09-Mar-22 08:51 PM

Dinosaurs? I disguised myself as a dinosaur once. It was IMPOSSIBLE to see where I was going!

Problem Sleuth BOT 09-Mar-22 08:52 PM

I wouldn't know anythin' about dinos myself. I think I heard Ace Dick talkin' about getting a dinosaur bust made...?

Godot BOT 09-Mar-22 08:52 PM

It must be like seeing out of this mask.

Robbie Rotten BOT 09-Mar-22 08:53 PM

Yes, probably!

Problem Sleuth BOT 09-Mar-22 08:53 PM

But I'm fairly sure that's just his long-standin' pop culture obsession running wild.

Robbie Rotten BOT 09-Mar-22 08:54 PM

How do you even get around in that mask?

Bamboo BOT 09-Mar-22 08:54 PM

Is his name actually ace dick

Robbie Rotten BOT 09-Mar-22 08:54 PM

I'd like to know! Maybe it could help me with future disguises.

Problem Sleuth BOT 09-Mar-22 08:55 PM

Yeah! Like a gumshoe, y'know? A detective?

He's actually the most popular one in our building, even if I hate his guts sometimes.

Godot BOT 09-Mar-22 08:55 PM

I knew a detective of that name. (edited)

He was incompetent.

Problem Sleuth BOT 09-Mar-22 08:55 PM

Huh, interestin'.

Godot BOT 09-Mar-22 08:56 PM

He'd always do his job wrong and his pay would always get cut.

Problem Sleuth BOT 09-Mar-22 08:56 PM

Again, sounds a lot like Ace Dick. Surprisin' how much the theatre is reminding me of him.

Godot BOT 09-Mar-22 08:56 PM

I'm surprised he even had the position.

Problem Sleuth BOT 09-Mar-22 08:56 PM

Probably nepotism.

Robbie Rotten BOT 09-Mar-22 08:57 PM

All this talk of detectives reminds me of the time I disguised myself as one... that plan was perfect!

Just not perfect enough to work.

Bamboo BOT 09-Mar-22 08:58 PM

Robbie have you ever worked with anyone else?

It must be lonely being the only villain

Godot BOT 09-Mar-22 08:58 PM

He sounds like the type of person who'd only work with himself.

Bamboo BOT 09-Mar-22 08:58 PM

Yeah

Robbie Rotten BOT 09-Mar-22 08:58 PM

Of course I have! It was a TOTAL bust, though! They sent me these three goofballs...

Bamboo BOT 09-Mar-22 08:59 PM

Ob epic

Robbie Rotten BOT 09-Mar-22 08:59 PM

They didn't even know how to be real villains!

Bamboo BOT 09-Mar-22 08:59 PM

*oh

Well maybe you should be producer if you know so much about leading and teamwork and stuff

Idk all I know is I don't want that job

Robbie Rotten BOT 09-Mar-22 09:00 PM

Hmm... that sounds like a lot of work, though.

Godot BOT 09-Mar-22 09:00 PM

It's just like coffee, it should only be had black.

Robbie Rotten BOT 09-Mar-22 09:00 PM

Excuse me?

Godot BOT 09-Mar-22 09:00 PM

No milk or sugar.

Robbie Rotten BOT 09-Mar-22 09:00 PM

Oh.

Godot BOT 09-Mar-22 09:00 PM

Coffee by itself is the only team you need.

Your coffee should be blacker than a moonless night.

Robbie Rotten BOT 09-Mar-22 09:01 PM

I don't drink coffee. It makes me feel too energetic.

Godot BOT 09-Mar-22 09:01 PM

'excuse me

Would you believe me that I drink 17 cups a day?

Bamboo BOT 09-Mar-22 09:02 PM

https://images.heb.com/is/image/HEBGrocery/000561259

You all should try one of these

They're incredibly unhealthy and full of caffeine (edited)

Godot BOT 09-Mar-22 09:02 PM

It sounds like poison.

Nagisa Furukawa BOT 09-Mar-22 09:02 PM

I don't think I could drink something like black coffee. I prefer sweet things over bitter things.

Robbie Rotten BOT 09-Mar-22 09:03 PM

Now you're someone with taste!

Godot BOT 09-Mar-22 09:03 PM

Glad you haven't sunk to my level.

Bamboo BOT 09-Mar-22 09:05 PM

Why are you going around talking about how coffee is the best thing ever then saying people are ruined or somethin if they drink it habitually

Nagisa Furukawa BOT 09-Mar-22 09:05 PM

Sunk to your level? I don't think it's a bad thing to like black coffee. I think it's all a matter of personal taste.

Bamboo BOT 09-Mar-22 09:07 PM

https://tenor.com/view/funny-cute-baby-headphones-gif-12517124

https://tenor.com/view/headphones-listening-to-music-rock-baby-cool-kid-gif-11847304

Me listening to music

Robbie Rotten BOT 09-Mar-22 09:08 PM

Where are these babies coming from?! Isn't this place already noisy enough?

Bamboo BOT 09-Mar-22 09:09 PM

They're just vibing ok

Robbie Rotten BOT 09-Mar-22 09:09 PM

Hmph. As long as they stay that way.

Bamboo BOT 09-Mar-22 09:09 PM

Nice and quiet

Robbie Rotten BOT 09-Mar-22 09:10 PM

Well, at least they have headphones on.

Oh, how I hate speaker systems! And don't even get me started on BOOMBOXES!

Bamboo BOT 09-Mar-22 09:11 PM

Then you're in luck lol

This theater doesn't have any sort of sound designer position

(If it did it would b MINE)

Robbie Rotten BOT 09-Mar-22 09:12 PM

Hmm, yes, very well.

Bamboo BOT 09-Mar-22 09:13 PM

https://tenor.com/view/bongus-binguscord-bingus-bongus-trapped-sphynx-cat-gif-19976322

Robbie Rotten BOT 09-Mar-22 09:15 PM

Ha! What an amusing clip.

Spy BOT 09-Mar-22 09:16 PM

I'm just going to ignore those children

Bamboo BOT 09-Mar-22 09:17 PM

Oh hi spy tf2

Spy BOT 09-Mar-22 09:17 PM

I think Actor would work the best

for myself

Bamboo BOT 09-Mar-22 09:17 PM

Well ur getting straight to the point huh

I think we're gonna need more people in unique roles

Too many people just want to slack off

Robbie Rotten BOT 09-Mar-22 09:18 PM

Hahaha, that's exactly how it should be!

Problem Sleuth BOT 09-Mar-22 09:19 PM

Someone's gonna need to pick up the pieces left behind by the rest of us.

Alright, I got an idea.

The role of prop designer is well thought out at this point but the other three aren't tackled - so...

Let me do this.

Raise yer hand if you're fine with bein' the director.

Bamboo BOT 09-Mar-22 09:21 PM

I've already said I'd like to be cinematographer or set designer

Problem Sleuth BOT 09-Mar-22 09:21 PM

Well, no one else is going for those positions, so you can lock yourself into one.

Cinematographer might be a good idea, not to put words in your mouth.

Bamboo BOT 09-Mar-22 09:22 PM

Idrc

Problem Sleuth BOT 09-Mar-22 09:22 PM

In that case, that leaves the director's seat and either the cinematographer or the set designer dependin' on what the masked person wants to do.

Trainee Chef BOT 09-Mar-22 09:23 PM

A-As I said earlier.. I’m-I’m f-fine with anything…

Bamboo BOT 09-Mar-22 09:23 PM

I don't think the frog should be director

But cinematographer might be fitting

Problem Sleuth BOT 09-Mar-22 09:23 PM

Well, chef kid - might be a good idea for you to pick up whatever role the masked person doesn't do.

Trainee Chef BOT 09-Mar-22 09:24 PM

I-If that’s a-alright..?

Bamboo BOT 09-Mar-22 09:24 PM

Go ahead

Ok I'll be set designer and you can be cinematographer

Problem Sleuth BOT 09-Mar-22 09:24 PM

Yeah, that's fine - again, no one else is goin' for those positions.

Bamboo BOT 09-Mar-22 09:24 PM

Unless you'd rather switch things around?

Trainee Chef BOT 09-Mar-22 09:25 PM

N-No preference!

Bamboo BOT 09-Mar-22 09:25 PM

Okie

Problem Sleuth BOT 09-Mar-22 09:25 PM

Leaves the director seat to... who, at this point...? Godot? Nagisa?

Otherwise, one of the actors is gonna have to step up.

Bamboo BOT 09-Mar-22 09:25 PM

Maybe you

Godot BOT 09-Mar-22 09:26 PM

You really want me to be the director?

Problem Sleuth BOT 09-Mar-22 09:26 PM

Would prefer to exhaust our options first, rainbow gloves.

Godot BOT 09-Mar-22 09:26 PM

The only thing that directs me in life is a cup of Joe.

Problem Sleuth BOT 09-Mar-22 09:26 PM

Better a cup of Joe then nothin'.

Nagisa Furukawa BOT 09-Mar-22 09:26 PM

I'd like to help you all fill the other roles, but...I think I'm going to audition to be an actor. I'm trying to bring back my school's drama club, but I don't know much about acting. That's why I'm here. I don't think I'm ready to perform yet, but...maybe I can learn here.

Problem Sleuth BOT 09-Mar-22 09:27 PM

Ah, shit. Looks like we got ourselves a stalemate then.

Robbie Rotten BOT 09-Mar-22 09:28 PM

Bring back a school club? Why don't you simply sit back and relax! Who needs clubs? Just sit around at home and watch shows made by other people!

Bamboo BOT 09-Mar-22 09:29 PM

Clubs r a good way to make friends tho

Robbie Rotten BOT 09-Mar-22 09:29 PM

Hmph, friends...

...Who needs them!

Bamboo BOT 09-Mar-22 09:30 PM

Meeeeee

We're gonna like be in these groups for the entire play right

Robbie Rotten BOT 09-Mar-22 09:31 PM

I don't think so!

Bamboo BOT 09-Mar-22 09:31 PM

Not that I dislike any of you I just want to meet other people

Oh ok

Problem Sleuth BOT 09-Mar-22 09:32 PM

I wouldn't think so, no. Strict troupes seems a bit odd - you gotta have room to improvise somewhere.

Funnyman BOT 09-Mar-22 09:33 PM

Funnyman is not going to read the 190 new messages since 1:38 PM (edited)

Godot BOT 09-Mar-22 09:33 PM

Coward.

Problem Sleuth BOT 09-Mar-22 09:33 PM

Yer a coward, Funnyman.

Robbie Rotten BOT 09-Mar-22 09:34 PM

I can't blame him! That sounds like a lot of effort.

Nagisa Furukawa BOT 09-Mar-22 09:36 PM

But all the members of the drama club graduated last year, and there isn't anyone left who's interested in running it. I think it would be sad if the club was left abandoned. That's why I want to help bring it back.

Funnyman BOT 09-Mar-22 09:36 PM

Comedy should come naturally- Too much effort on a joke makes it too easy and spottable!

Bamboo BOT 09-Mar-22 09:37 PM

Hey funnyman

Have you ever tried the "yo mama" joke format

Funnyman BOT 09-Mar-22 09:37 PM

Yo mama so old she fought for Lincoln, those kinds of jokes?

Bamboo BOT 09-Mar-22 09:38 PM

Yes

Or yo mama so stupid she XBOX LIVE!!!

Funnyman BOT 09-Mar-22 09:38 PM

Funnyman becomes worried- These jokes are not his forte! How will he overcome the HILARIOUS HURDLE?

Nagisa Furukawa BOT 09-Mar-22 09:42 PM

My mama's a baker! My mom, dad, and I all run a bakery called Furukawa Bread. If any of you are ever in the area, you should come visit.

Bamboo BOT 09-Mar-22 09:43 PM

What area would this be?

Nagisa Furukawa BOT 09-Mar-22 09:45 PM

Hikarizaka, Japan.

Robbie Rotten BOT 09-Mar-22 09:45 PM

A bakery?! Do you ever bake scrumptious snacks like cake?

Oh, never mind, that's too far for me to travel.

Nagisa Furukawa BOT 09-Mar-22 09:48 PM

We only sell bread, but we have some sweet breads you might like. I think you said you like sweet things like candy.

Problem Sleuth BOT 09-Mar-22 09:49 PM

Right, so I was talkin' with the brainghost in the vault - and turns out whatever they were planning hinged on getting that actor role.

Bamboo BOT 09-Mar-22 09:50 PM

L

Problem Sleuth BOT 09-Mar-22 09:50 PM

We have talked with each other and have arranged a mutual vow of completely ignoring each other.

At least in public.

Funnyman BOT 09-Mar-22 09:50 PM

Why would these HILARIOUS HIJINKS be divulged? Something smells fishy... this might simply be a SILLY SETUP

Problem Sleuth BOT 09-Mar-22 09:52 PM

And the reason why we're ignorin' each other now - is because nobody wants to have the director role.

To make a long story short, Cathode - or so the weird hallucination calls themselves - has told me to accept the role of director because none of the people acting are going to.

Funnyman BOT 09-Mar-22 09:53 PM

Well, here's a nick of a notion, I can do so!

After all, what's a great, great superhero without a team!

Problem Sleuth BOT 09-Mar-22 09:53 PM

Eh? I thought you were gonna go be prop designer? Not that I don't appreciate you as producer, of course.

Or director, or whatever.

Funnyman BOT 09-Mar-22 09:54 PM

As long as that ROTTEN ROBBIE doesn't, I would be more than happy to serve the general public!

Problem Sleuth BOT 09-Mar-22 09:54 PM

Looks like we got ourselves an issue on our hands, then.

Robbie Rotten BOT 09-Mar-22 09:54 PM

Hmph, directing is too much work! You can have it!

Problem Sleuth BOT 09-Mar-22 09:55 PM

If you be director, Robbie's goin' to be prop designer.

Robbie Rotten BOT 09-Mar-22 09:55 PM

And what's the problem with that?!

Problem Sleuth BOT 09-Mar-22 09:55 PM

Good news about this is that you're gonna be able to do more crazy stuff in a team, Funnyman. Just don't end up alone.

Eh, nothing wrong with it to me.

Just tryin' to make sure everyone gets their fair slice of the pie here. I've been known to do some diplomacy work in the past and if we all get our fair share of the work, it means that each of us only get a little bit done.

Robbie Rotten BOT 09-Mar-22 09:57 PM

You had me at "slice of the pie!"

Then you lost me at "share of the work."

Problem Sleuth BOT 09-Mar-22 09:58 PM

Well, you gotta get the pie in the first place.

Otherwise, it's not a pie. It's the absence of a pie.

Robbie Rotten BOT 09-Mar-22 09:59 PM

Well, of course! I do whatever I have to do to get the pie, then I relax and eat it.

Problem Sleuth BOT 09-Mar-22 09:59 PM

Kinda like a pumpkin in a way. There until it's not.

So, there's probably gonna be some kinda party at the end of this, Robbie.

Robbie Rotten BOT 09-Mar-22 09:59 PM

At my lair I have a magnificent machine I built that creates delicious confections for me.

Funnyman BOT 09-Mar-22 10:00 PM

Funnyman, working with a VOLUPTUOUS VILLAIN?!? Wait... Wait no, that's not a synonym for funny. But the ISSUE HAS ALREADY PRINTED! OH NO!

Problem Sleuth BOT 09-Mar-22 10:00 PM

There usually is for big theater plays like this. We just gotta stick around until we get our dues and celebration!

Then we get the pie.

Funnyman BOT 09-Mar-22 10:00 PM

Tell you what, Riot Robbie, as long as you put your thieving ways aside, we can work together to make something bigger than us! Agreed?

Robbie Rotten BOT 09-Mar-22 10:02 PM

Listen, listen... do we have to? Can't we just combine our talents with anyone else who has these roles?

I'm not some petty thief, but I can't promise I'll be some sort of goody-two-shoes the whole time I'm here! (edited)

Problem Sleuth BOT 09-Mar-22 10:04 PM

I mean, there's nothin' that's saying we couldn't all be actors - but a show without a director is like a telephone without a cable, y'know?

Robbie Rotten BOT 09-Mar-22 10:04 PM

Well what I mean is, we need a director, but that director can work with anybody!

Doesn't have to be someone from this little group.

Bamboo BOT 09-Mar-22 10:05 PM

My view is that it would be most effective if everyone worked together no matter their moral alignment

This is a play, not real life, so let's set everything aside and perform

Problem Sleuth BOT 09-Mar-22 10:05 PM

Well, yeah - but how do we know that one of these other directors are gonna accept us?

Never mind that they probably already have a troupe. Resigning to gettin' another director is like becomin' the little fish in the pond.

Robbie Rotten BOT 09-Mar-22 10:07 PM

I'm not saying the director doesn't have to be from this group!

I'm saying the director from this group can work with actors, designers, what-have-you from any other group!

Problem Sleuth BOT 09-Mar-22 10:08 PM

Eh, yeah - that's true enough.

And also, what exactly is Funnyman gonna do? Leave us without a director?

Spy BOT 09-Mar-22 10:10 PM

I really don't care who the director is

Problem Sleuth BOT 09-Mar-22 10:10 PM

Yeah - we could just get another prop or set designer or cinematographer but y'know, it's nice to have one on hand.

Spy BOT 09-Mar-22 10:10 PM

Just leave me to my business

Problem Sleuth BOT 09-Mar-22 10:15 PM

Well, that's made me decide that I'm going to stick as an actor for now. Funnyman should prob'ly be the director, I think.

Funnyman BOT 09-Mar-22 10:34 PM

FUNNYMAN will have to keep an eye on that scoundrel, the Spy...

Godot BOT 09-Mar-22 10:48 PM

I'm okay with bein' an actor.

Garcian Smith BOT 10-Mar-22 12:11 AM

Seems like you guys got this all figured out already

Cool

Trainee Chef BOT 10-Mar-22 12:25 AM

T-That’s a good t-thing, right?

Garcian Smith BOT 10-Mar-22 12:28 AM

Of course it is

Trainee Chef BOT 10-Mar-22 12:28 AM

Oh..! Good!

Garcian Smith BOT 10-Mar-22 12:46 AM

I'm surprised they got me working security here

Someone like me normally doesn't do that type of work

Godot BOT 10-Mar-22 04:01 AM

You look pretty tough to me.

Are you a fan of coffee?

Trainee Chef BOT 10-Mar-22 04:04 AM

S-S-Sorry for i-interrupting.. but d-do you have a c-coffee recipe you d-don't mind s-sharing?

Godot BOT 10-Mar-22 04:21 AM

Straight Black.

If you put any of cream in, it's like poisoning yourself.

That applies to sugar aswell.

Trainee Chef BOT 10-Mar-22 04:23 AM

Mhm! I-I'll take note of that!

T-Thanks Mr. Godot!

Garcian Smith BOT 10-Mar-22 04:28 AM

Yeah

Black is fine

Godot BOT 10-Mar-22 04:28 AM

Glad we have someone who actually makes sense around here.

Garcian Smith BOT 10-Mar-22 04:28 AM

Agreed

It's always nice to have some during the morning breakfast

Makes those spam voicemails a bit more tolerable

Spy BOT 10-Mar-22 04:31 AM

I'm not much of a coffee guy myself

I enjoy sitting down reading a book while drinking a nice glass of red wine

Funnyman BOT 10-Mar-22 05:15 AM

Wait, FUNNYMAN is supposed to be the director, right?

Spy BOT 10-Mar-22 05:18 AM

I don't care

Godot BOT 10-Mar-22 05:53 AM

neither do I.

Bamboo BOT 10-Mar-22 06:01 AM

I believe so yes

Bamboo BOT 10-Mar-22 06:17 AM

@ funnyman what is your political alignment

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/gen

Godot BOT 10-Mar-22 06:20 AM

(lmao)

I imagine funnyman doesn't have strong opinions.

The only strong opinion have is how I like my brew.

Bamboo BOT 10-Mar-22 06:23 AM

~~I was just wondering if he sees the government as a villain that needs a good wallop~~

Also pls dont actually answer that question it was a bad choice to even say it lol

Funnyman BOT 10-Mar-22 02:17 PM

FUNNYMAN is an independent!

I make fun of everyone equally so nobody gets offended!

Bamboo BOT 10-Mar-22 05:13 PM

Thank you funnyman

That is exactly what I needed to hear

Spy BOT 10-Mar-22 05:22 PM

(do we submit a word now?)

Nikola Orsinov BOT 10-Mar-22 05:25 PM

(if you're claiming actor, submit it with your claim yeah)

Spy BOT 10-Mar-22 06:46 PM

https://tenor.com/view/tf2conga-dancing-office-man-cool-gif-12740214

Problem Sleuth BOT 10-Mar-22 06:47 PM

[nice gif]

...what the hell is a Jiff?

Garcian Smith BOT 10-Mar-22 06:50 PM

The peanut butter?

You're a bit strange

Problem Sleuth BOT 10-Mar-22 06:55 PM

Eh, not really. There's definitely stranger folks around these parts.

Besides, takes a strange guy to handle strange situations.

Garcian Smith BOT 10-Mar-22 07:05 PM

I suppose so

Nikola Orsinov BOT 10-Mar-22 07:05 PM

LOCK

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Kurukuru BOT 10-Mar-22 07:20 PM

Everybody goes up and requests their role. Funnyman stumbles a bit, but nothing of extreme importance occurs.

SUDDENLY

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Trainee Chef slips on a banana.

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It was pretty funny.

Looks like things went well! Congrats on getting your roles!

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